Wednesday, 10 February 2010

An email to the tailors on Savile Row

From:
Lord Christopher Ward
To:
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Good day.

I recently became a Lord and was subsequently invited to an open evening at The Eccentric Club in Mayfair on the 28th January. Unfortunately, the dress code I have been given for the evening is 'green suit', something I confess to not being in ownership of. It is also something I confess to not really wanting to purchase either, so I was wondering if you had any green suits in stock that I might be able to 'borrow' for an evening's dining? If you don't, would you perhaps be willing to make me one for the function, on merely a one night loan? Please let me know your thoughts, either way.

Thanks
Lord C. Ward

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